for PATTAYA TRADER 158 (E)

BELLE DENEUVE
Delicious Catherine Deneuve,
she was Belle de Jour
in a juicy French film
that left men asking for more.
They bayed for fleshly loveliness;
wolves outside the cineama door.

HURRIES-HOUSE-CHORES-
DOES-SOAPY-SHE
She is a multi-tasker.
Her share of housework's never done.
Ever a Jill-of-all-trades,
she is the mistress of none.
Just put aside the tv-soaps
and do the tasks one by one !

for PATTAYA TRADER 158 (D)

THE SATYRICAL SCENE-SETTERS
Let we the Chorus set the scene,
'tis the fields, by woods, bright green.
Satyrs, fauns, and the unicorns,
the Greek god Pan complete with horns.
Ah yes all wild things Arcadian,
the mysteries that are surrounding man.
The centaurs, nymphs, naiads, Graces,
the Fates and the half-human faces.
All the half-beasts here at play
you shall behold this very day.
The great God Apollo will shine,
his rays golden and so divine.

for PATTAYA TRADER 158 (C)

THE-LIFE-FOUND-BEYOND-
ALL-EARTHLY-THINGS
What we call nothing
is the No Thing.
The agent from which
emerges everything.
Call it Word-of-God,
call it Life's-Force.
The Driver of  the Big-Bang.
The No Thing that is the source.

for PATTAYA TRADER 158 (B)

PETE BLUES
Take you a woman
and kindly treat her.
She'll be the one
to raise your Blue Peter.
Yes take you a woman,
with kindness defeat her,
for she is the one
will raise your Blue Peter.
She'll up the flag. The flag I say.
To the ocean the girl's a gateway.

for PATTAYA TRADER 158 (A)

SAWADEE-SIAMESE-LADIES
Goodbye ladies Sa and Ping.
Farewell girls Chom and Ling.
Goodbye ladies Soy and Da,
for now goes my journey far.
Farewell girls Tan and Lee.
Goodbye, farewell, ah Sawadee.

TOMBSTONE TOWN
When tall and silent
as is Clint Eastwood,
and the noisy-night-town
looks like it's Westward,
you know you walk alone
while the gangs get tombstoned.

A-PARISIAN-PRINCESS-
IS-SHE-IN-PASSING
She is a fleur-de-lis
with a rose-red-kiss.
On cute-dolphins' backs
she finds pure-bliss.
Ah what a royal ride.
Her beauty, steal shall the tide.

THE-CAT-ON-A-HOT-THAI-ROOF?
Patten writes poetry
and so do I.
Brian loves the Greek girls.
For me it's the lovely Thai.
He sent me a postcard
I found on my doormat.
It gets me grinning
like a Siamese tomcat !

PATTAYA PADDOCK
Acting like a stud
in your bachelor pad,
she is the one mare
you are so glad
to have gone had.
She is the one mare
you will have stay
and lie in the hay
till come what may !

THE-VERSE-GODDESS-
OVER-THE-GIRLS?
Find once upon a time it was
that more than once I looked for you.
Now it is I no longer seek
a girl when the Muse will do.
You wend my way of own accord,
this poet open to your call.
With the tide you then go.
Only the goddess holds me in her thrall.
To you lesser-muses I've been true,
but your forms are mortal after all !

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (J)

A-TRANSPORTIVE-MEDITATION-
VERSE
The transporter-bridge
is a steel-wedge
between banks of concrete.
Where the warbler in the sedge?

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (I)

TASTY-THAI-TREATS-FROM-
HOME-OR-AFAR
When in Rome
do as the Romans do.
In Siam's Pattaya City
I take this view.
I've eaten frog,
crocodile and emu.
Venison, ostrich,
octopus, kangaroo.
As to taste, Thai-girl,
find it is true...
that there's none
more tastier than you !

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (H)

THE LOVE-LIONS
I'm a lion of love,
proud and strong-of-jaw.
Ah lovely-lioness
give me, girl, your paw.

A DEE-TYPE
An E-Type-Jag
on Simon Dee tv.
Head grew too big.
Signing on, now he,
down at the dole.
D.J. with his ego
don't you ever be !

HOVERS-OVER-GREAT-ORMOND-
STREET-HOSPITAL-DOES-A-
GLOWING-PETER-PAN
The Whie Bird shimmering like a star,
oh Nurse Wendy, there you are !
Tucking in the poor hospital mites
while Peter shines like a-pure-Christmas-light.

ON-HARDY'S-'IN-THE-CEMETERY'
Nurse-Lizzie-Downton
now-shares-in-Hardy's-fame,
for-upcountry-babe-Thomas
she-rescued-from-the-main-drain.
They-had-thought-him-stillborn.
Her-help-brought-him-life-and-a-name.

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (G)

THE-LUCY-LUCKY-HE
A juicy sort of judo, ooh,
when he's in bed with Lucy Liu !

YES-EMPOWERED-BY-THE-HIGHEST-
HOPES-PERTAINING-TO-PERSONAL-
ENLIGHTENMENT
The girl's studied mysticism
in both the East and West.
She's-read-theIndians'-verse-Gita
and-theArthurian-Knights'-holy-grail-quest.
The girl uses the I Ching,
has studied Freud and Jung.
With a highly-elevated mind
she awaits the flying saucers to come.

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (F)

DIVERSE-VERSE
Stockings with suspenders
are now seen as dirt,
while it is quite common
for girls to wear a mini-skirt !
I do not like to spy
a man in a lady's dress,
but women wear trousers
though went a long-time trouserless.
I'm very-much in favour of diversity.
Find that the uniform is not for me.

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (E)

PROPOSITIONS-A-POSSIBLE-PUNTER-
A-BRASH-PROFESSIONAL-PROSTITUTE-
IN-PATTAYA-FIND
The prostitute and a punter.
Who is exploiting whom
there beneath the palms
while up-above the moon
is looking quietly down
and seems to have got a grin,
and the stars, all around,
seem to be a-winking?
The breeze nudges the leaves,
whispers "Just view these !"

LIFE-AND-THE-DON-BOOKS'-
BALANCING-ACT
They speak of the 'best-books'
in our universities,
and the school of life
they avoid like it's a disease.
Which the 'best-books'
and quite why these?

for PATTAYA TRADER 157 (D)

DEBRA ABRACADABRA
Here comes the darkness,
here comes the dark,
and "Abraca-Debra" slips
from the lips of your Magic Mark.
Yes here comes the nightfall,
here comes the night,
and "Abraca-Debra" slips
from my lips, dear-girl, with delight.

SO-FAIR-MUSE-MINE-
YOU'LL-FIND
A woman behind
every man's success?
Only my so fine Muse
I must confess.
The women I lived with
couldn't have cared less !